Mister: Yeah. I just have these bumps on my arm. I think they're spider bites.
Me: When did you get bitten by a spider?
Mister: Well, I woke up with them this morning, so I guess sometime last night.
Me: That would mean you were bitten while in bed.
Mister: I guess so.
Mister: I'm sure it's fine.
Me: I'm sure it's not.
Mister: Well, what do you suggest we do?
Me: No. No I don't.
Who's with me on this?